I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Randomize
