Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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