Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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