love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
this hospital has no fireball
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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