He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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