i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have already put on my inside pants.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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