no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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