I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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