I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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