apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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