Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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