i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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