He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why is there bacon in the couch?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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