We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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