don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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