Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
