Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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