I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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