Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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