i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
