so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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