if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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