apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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