So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
These tits shall not be calmed
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Dear god my vagina.
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