omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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