I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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