that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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