We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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