sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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