im having a threesome with these popsicles
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
