I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
