I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
