those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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