He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
