it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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