She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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