whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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