I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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