who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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