just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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