if you like me you must not know who I am
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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