ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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