You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
