im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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