Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Actions speak louder than pants.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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