I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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