It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
