is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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