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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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