oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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