Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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