Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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