i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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