Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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