There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Every concussion has its silver lining
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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