I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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