i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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