we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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