THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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