oh god the rape fog is back!
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
This toilet bowl is my home.
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