i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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